A Southern Fried Mess

Insanity is a southern necessity…

Redneck, USA.

You know you’re living in Redneckville when the guy installing your septic system breaks the main pipe leading out to the street, duct tapes it back together (yes,that’s right DUCT TAPE—MacGuyver would be proud!), covers it with two feet of dirt, and then fails to mention it to anyone. Leaving your brand new, super large capacity tank to fill for two years with mud so that the system can back up into your house. Which in turn, finally cost you (me) hundreds of dollars for another bubba to come and fix it.

If the FBI (yes; once again, you are correct in reading. I said FBI) wasn’t looking for him, I would be with a baseball bat! Seems he was running some kinda of scam. Go figure…

By the way, my mother-in-law was fully aware but never mentioned any of this when she sold us the house two years ago. Hmmm….

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February 25, 2008 - Posted by | family, life, Uncategorized

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